Expressions 202
1.
We're just hanging
out by the spoons.
2.
You'd better get
used to it.
3.
Carol's fine with
it.
4.
You're losin' your apron here, let me get it.
5.
There you go.
6.
He wants to abuse his discount.
7.
Anyone want to come with me and take
advantage of it?
8.
That's like cheating on Rachel in her house
of worship.
9.
It's actually not that big a deal.
10.
I realized I'm against that.
11.
grab a cup of coffee
12.
You bet.
13.
Ross is great with him.
14.
Reaffirms his faith.
15.
little quality time with me.
16.
It didn't mean anything to me.
17.
I never meant for you to find out!
18.
You wanted to get caught.
19.
So you just sort of happened to leave it in
here?
20.
Did it ever occur to you that I might just be
that stupid?
21.
it's not as simple as all that
22.
they wanna put more people on it.
23.
he goes through two bottles a day.
24.
This is your day job.
25.
Maybe I should just get outta the game.
26.
I say you show this guy what you're made of.
27.
I say you show him that you are the baddest
hombre west of the lingerie.
28.
She'll fix you up with a nice hooker.
29.
Well that works out good.
30.
Did my back hurt your knife？
31.
I'm friends with her.
32.
Doesn't make me any less friends with you.
33.
This really doesn't have anything to do with
me.
34.
What the hell did you do?
35.
I am such a doofus.
36.
These new kids, they never last.
37.
I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
38.
It's probably me being totally paranoid.
39.
I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
40.
What a manipulative bitch.
Cultural
Stop 202
1.
Ladle <http://www.harpgallery.com/ebay/ladle.jpg>
2.
muffin <http://www.tildas.com/Danish%20&%20Muffins.htm>
<http://membres.lycos.fr/cigale76/picto/main3.html>
3.
Bloomingdale’s <http://www1.bloomingdales.com/?bhcp=1>
<http://www.bloomingdale.id-t.com/2006/>
4.
Bijan <http://www.essentialamenities.com/bijan.html>
<http://perso.wanadoo.fr/imagesdeparfums/indexfr.htm?http://perso.wanadoo.fr/imagesdeparfums/Bijan/Bijan01.htm&2>
5.
Hombre
6.
7.
Funny Clown <http://www.vintageyachting.com/cologne%20051_A.jpg>
< http://forums.rotofugi.com/viewtopic.php?p=4691&>
8.
cheddar <http://www.foodsubs.com/Chesfirm.html>
<http://www.coombecastle.com/cheese_pages/Pages/blended.htm>
Plot Summary 202
1.
Carol
start to breast-feeding Ben, but Joey and
2.
Monica
promise Julie, Ross’s new girl friend, to go shopping with her, but everyone
told Monica not to do this.
3.
Joey
was selling Bijan cologne and Annabelle introduced him a new guy, Hombre man.
Hombre man invite Annabelle to have a coffee with him.
4.
Carol
dropped Ben off for Ross to watch. Ross and
5.
Rachel
found out that Monica was having lunch with Julie and felt upset about it.
6.
Joey
was depressed about that the Hombre guy was better than him. But
7.
Monica
wanted Rachel to make friend with Julie for her.
8.
Hombre
man spayed cologne into a customer’s eye. And Joey finally has successful to
invite Annabelle to have a cup of coffee.
9.
Rachel
and Julie started to make friend with each other.
The Script
202 The One With the Breast Milk
Written by: Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider
Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips
With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and
Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]
Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a
present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out
of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist[1]. (There a
little pair of Nike shoes.)
Phoebe: Oh, look at these!
Hey, Ben. Just do it. (Ben starts to cry) Oh my God, oh, ok, was that too much
pressure for him?
Susan: Oh, is he hungry
already?
Carol: I guess so. (Carol
starts to breast feed Ben.)
Joey: (joins him) I gotta get one, too.
Ross: (following them into the kitchen) What are
you guys doing?
Ross: Look, would you guys grow up? That is
the most natural beautiful thing in the world.
Joey: Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin'[4]
on it.
Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's
gonna happen a lot, so (2)you'd better get used to it. Now if you
have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. (3)Carol's
fine with it, now come on.
(They go back into the living room)
Ross: Carol?
Carol: Sure.
Joey: Uh, does it hurt?
Carol: It did at first, but not anymore.
Joey:
Carol: As much as he needs.
Joey: Ok, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does
the other one get bigger?
Opening Credits
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is all there.]
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins[6] left?
Rachel: Yeah, I forget which ones.
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
All: No thanks.
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, (4)you're losin' your apron[7] here, let me get it. (5)There
you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's
quitting tomorrow and (6)he wants to abuse[8] his discount[9]. So, (7)anyone want to come with me and take advantage of[10] it?
Phoebe: I can't, I have to take my grandmother to the vet[11].
Monica: Ok, um, I'll go with you.
Julie: Great.
Ross: (enters) Hi, honey.
Ross: Hello to the rest.
All: Hi!
Joey: Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about
Rachel?
Monica: It's gonna be a problem, isn't it?
Monica: But I'm...
Phoebe: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street.
Ross: (to Monica) So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?
Monica: Yeah, uh, (9)it's actually not that big a deal.
Ross: It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this.
Monica: You're welcome.
Phoebe: Woof, woof.
[Scene: A
Department Store, Joey is selling men's cologne.]
Joey: (A guy walks by) Bijan for men? (Another guy walks by) Bijan for men?
(Another guy walks by) Bijan for men? (An attractive woman walks by.) Hey
Annabelle.
Annabelle: Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy?
Joey: Who?
Annabelle: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.
(The Hombre man enters.)
Hombre Man: (to a customer) Hombre? (The guy says yes, and gets his sample.)
Joey: What's he doin' in my section?
Annabelle: I guess he doesn't know.
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man)
Hey, how ya doin'?
Hombre Man: Mornin'.
Joey: Listen, I know you're new, but it's kinda understood that everything from
Young Men's to the escalator[13] is my territory[14].
Hombre Man: Your territory, huh?
Joey: Yeah. Bijan for men?
Guy: No thanks.
Hombre Man: Hombre?
Guy: Yeah. All right. (They guy gets his sample and leaves.)
Hombre Man: (To Joey) You were saying?
[Scene:
Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica enters.]
Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
Phoebe: What?
Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch.
Phoebe: Oh, all right. What did I have?
Monica: You had a salad.
Phoebe: Oh, no wonder I don't feel full.
Rachel: (entering) Hey, guys, what's up.
Phoebe: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad.
Rachel: Good, Pheebs. What'd you buy?
Phoebe: Um, we went shopping for um, for, fur[15].
Rachel: You went shopping for fur?
Phoebe: Yes, and then (10)I realized I'm against that, and uh, so
then we bought some, (sees Monica pointing at her chest) uh, boobs[16].
Rachel: You bought boobs?
Phoebe: (Monica is yanking on her bra strap) Bras[17]! We bought bras! We bought bras.
[Scene:
The Department Store, Joey is trying to sell some cologne.]
Joey: (to a guy) Bijan for men? (to a guy) Bijan for men? (To a woman) Bijan
for... (Sees it's a woman and stops.) (To Annabelle who walks up.) Hey,
Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go
maybe (11)grab
a cup of coffee.
Annabelle: Oh, actually I sorta have plans.
Hombre Man: (entering) Ready, Annabelle?
Annabelle: (12)You
bet. (to Joey) Maybe some other time?
Joey: (To a co-worker) Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy
spraying cologne[18]. (A customer walks by.) Bijan for men? (The customer
ignores him, and Joey starts to chase him) Bijan for men?!
[Scene:
Monica and Rachel's, Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch.]
Carol: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not
before his naps or he won't sleep.
Ross: Carol, we've been through this before, ok? We have a good time. We laugh,
we play. It's like we're father and son.
Susan: Honey, relax. (13)Ross is great with him. (Ross looks at
her.) Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
Rachel: Oh, this is so cute.
Susan: Oh, I got that for him.
Ross: My mommies love me. That's clever.
Monica: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju—(Sees Rachel is watching)—Hi, Jew! (Walks into the
kitchen.) (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens) Ok. (Listens) Um,
sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: Did you just say Hi, Jew?
Monica: Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes
it. (14)Reaffirms[19] his faith.
[Scene:
Monica and Rachel's,
Phoebe: Ben, dinner!
Ross: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's
breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that.
Phoebe: Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok. (Squirts some on her
wrist and tastes it.)
Phoebe: I licked[20] my arm, what?
Ross: It's breast milk.
Phoebe: So?
Rachel: Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed[21] from a person.
Joey: What is the big deal? (Tastes the breast milk.)
Ross: Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk?
Phoebe: You won't even taste it?
Ross: No!
Phoebe: Not even if you just pretend[22] that it's milk?
Ross: Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.
[Scene:
Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from
her bedroom as Monica enters.]
Monica: Hey, where is everybody?
Rachel: They took Ben to the park. Where've you been?
Monica: Just out. Had some lunch, just me, (15)little quality time[23] with me. Thanks for your jacket.
Rachel: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. (Puts her hand in the
pocket) Here are your keys, hon. (She takes the keys out, sets them on the
counter, and notices she also grabbed a receipt.)
Monica: Okay.
Rachel: Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?
Monica: You know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card.
Rachel: And sorta just put the receipt[24] back in your pocket?
Monica: That is an excellent excellent question. That is excellent.
Rachel: Monica, what is with you? Who'd you have lunch with?
Monica: Judy.
Rachel: Who?
Monica: Julie.
Rachel: What?!
Monica: Jody!
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Monica: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was
my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew
it, we were...shopping.
Rachel: Oh. Oh my God.
Monica: Honey, wait. We only did it once. (16)It didn't mean anything to me.
Rachel: Yeah, right. Sure!
Monica: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry,
all right.
(17)I never meant for you to find out!
Rachel: Oh, please, (18)you wanted to get caught. (Waves the receipt)
Monica: That is not true!
Rachel: Oh, (19)so
you just sort of happened to leave it in here?
Monica: (20)Did
it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?
Rachel: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's?
(Monica looks away.) Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to
not be with you right now. (Exits.)
[Scene:
Monica and Rachel's, Ben is playing in his crib while
Monica: (on the phone) Hi, who's this? (Listens) Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working?
It's Monica. (Listens) Yes, I know I did a horrible[25] thing. (Listens) Joanne, (21)it's not as simple as all that,
ok? (Listens) No, I don't care what Steve thinks. (Listens) Hi, Steve.
(There's a knock on the door which is
answered by Phoebe.)
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes
Carol: How did we do?
Phoebe: Oh, I tasted Ben's milk, and Ross freaked
out[26].
Ross: I did not freak out.
Carol: Why'd you freak out?
Ross: Because it's breast milk. It's gross[27].
Carol: My breast milk is gross?
Susan: This should be fun.
Ross: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just, I just don't think
breast milk is for adults.
Carol: Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big deal. Just taste it.
(Holding out a bottle.)
Ross: (jumping away) That would be no.
Phoebe: Come on. It doesn't taste bad.
Joey: Yeah, it's kinda sweet, sorta like, uh…
Susan: Cantaloupe[29] juice.
Joey: Exactly.
Ross: (staring at Susan) You've tasted it? You've tasted it.
Susan: Uh huh.
Ross: Oh, you've tasted it.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Ross: (he rolls up his sleeve) Gimme the bottle. (Joey hands him the bottle and
Ross squirts some on his arm.) Gimme the towel. (Joey gives him the towel and
he wipes it off.)
[Scene:
Joey: (sitting on the otherside of the counter from
Joey: Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good (22)they wanna put more
people on it. (
Joey: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. (He downs
the glass of juice in one swig.) I don't know. (25)Maybe I should just get outta
the game. They need guys up in housewares[32] to serve cheese.
Joey: Yeah I guess you're right.
Joey: I'm gonna do it. (He downs the juice in one swig again.)
[Scene:
Outside Central Perk, Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her.]
Monica: I don't know what else to say.
Rachel: (29)Well
that works out good, because I'm not listening.
Monica: I feel terrible, I really do.
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, (30)did my back hurt your knife?
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that (31)I'm friends with her, we
spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Rachel: Yes.
Monica: It's that terrible?
Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy
who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's
actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean,
just because I'm friends with her (32)doesn't make me any less friends with you.
I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Rachel: I love you too. (They hug.)
Phoebe: You guys, um I know that (33)this really doesn't have anything to do
with me, but um I love you guys too. (Joins in on the hug.) Oh, I really
needed that. (Goes and sits down.)
Monica: Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to
hate Julie's guts[39], but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just
a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her
a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?
Rachel: (crying) I'd do anything for you, you know that.
Monica: (crying) I'd do anything for you. (They hug again.)
Phoebe: Wait, wait, wait, wait! (Runs over and joins in on the hug again.)
[Scene:
The Department Store, Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's
section.]
Joey: Mornin'. (The Hombre man ignores him) I said, mornin'.
Hombre Man: I heard ya.
Store Guy: All right, everybody, I'm openin' the doors. You boys ready?
Hombre Man: Ready.
Joey: Yeah, I'm ready.
(An old
West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down
as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre
Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each
other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires
but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
Customer: You idiot, you stupid
cowboy, you blinded me, I'm suing[40]!
Store Guy: Oh my god, Todd! (34)What
the hell did you do?
Hombre Man: I'm sorry. (35)I am
such a doofus[41]. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Annabelle: (seeing the end result) My
god, what happened?
Joey: (36)These
new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'.
Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
Annabelle: Sure. (They walk off into the sunset, at least a picture of one.)
[Scene:
Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Julie: So.
Rachel: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out[42] for a bit. I mean, you know, we've never really talked.
I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but (37)I'm
pretty much totally intimidated[43] by you.
Rachel: Really? Me?
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really
wanted you to like me, and, (38)it's probably me being totally paranoid[44], (39)but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Rachel: Well, you're not totally paranoid.
Julie: Oy.
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it
was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with[45] now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know,
and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you
are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or
something?
Rachel: Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it.
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
Rachel: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye. (Gets up.)
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) (40)What a manipulative[46] bitch.
Closing Credits
[Scene:
Monica and Rachel's, another showdown is occuring, only this time its between
Ross, a plate of cookies, and the breast milk. They've been eyeing each
other for a while now, and
Ross: (with a mouthful) That's not bad.
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